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impressioniste:

AVELINE: This lot couldn’t find their asses unless they were plated in gold.
ANDERS: Perhaps the duke should tell them wyvern dens contain the latest footwear from Val Royeaux.

One of the few things Anders and Aveline bond over — snarking at Orlesians.

Members of the jury, I would like to draw your attention to exhibit B, “Anders’s nose.”  It clearly demonstrates he is guilty of aggravated handsomeness in the highest degree.